Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Stomach Sitting Big Women

infects Rat FreeTime (ie, those fucking Dwarves of Middle-earth)


In previous chapters ...
(Bubi 1:1-2) .

[God thinks is good and punishes the rat infected with a dislocated jaw instead of closing the blog after saying what you said about him seems to be that the Almighty has decided to ignore the comments on Ratzinger. Is it because neither he himself holds it?].

(Bubi 2:1-2).

[God decides to send the eleventh plague on Bubilandia to bust the antiabortion fachorra demo. This plague is worse than expected infects the Rat. Anselmo stepping back tocahuevos Bubilandia more than ever].

(Bubi 3:1-2).


[Bubi fight to the eleventh plague that God sent him].

(Bubi 4:1-4)

[Bubi must fight the huge phone companies to ravage the world with its barbarian bills].

(Bubi 5:1-3)

[God punishes the infected rat to make a humbling experience. She shows that it is difficult, because you thongs quedan mejor que a él…]

(Bubi 6:1-2)

[Bubi, harta del idílico mundo creado por Dios, decide ayudar creando la Venganza]


Y Dios volvió a castigar a La Rata Infecta. ¿El motivo? ¿Debe haber algún motivo para castigar a La Rata Infecta?

Aló, mom puturrús de foie!

Desde hace varios meses vengo notando un intenso dolor en ambas rodillas. Bueno, varios meses no, más bien añitos. Pero como la nena es muy borrica, se ha dedicado a hacer lo que mejor sabe hacer: negar la evidencia y continuar haciendo el burro. ¿Por qué? Porque If not, nor I would be the rat infected, or be writing this post (logical, right?).
Finally, yesterday, after several tests (X rays, magnetic arrogance), I went to a specialist with the results obtained:


- Hmmmm! - Said the doctor at the paper that came with the latest motherboards, it seems that no cartilage. It meniscus.
(Pog course! That's what I said since I did the pain. One knows your body like a charm, many years explored and auto ...) [Mental note: take that last sentence always believe there are evil-minded coming out ... you're the kind of rats].
The doctor took the arrogance magnetic and looked at something white, square and light was behind him (yes, okay, I do not know what it's called .)
- This is inflammation. Yet the meniscus is not broken. Not to operate. This is good news, is not ?

- This is inflammation. Yet the meniscus is not broken. Not to operate. This is good news, right?
figured that was a rhetorical question. Since I was a specialist for the first time (with this problem, of course), I had made up his mind that he could be with some cartilage and shark cartilage pills (tibus poor!) Is going to happen and was to go on doing the donkey. Now I realized that the treatment was to prescribe me until the bone broke, it was the stale garlic and water ... and in industrial quantities.
- You're still young for your operation.
Come on, pussy! I'm still very young, that really is good news. I did not know was whether I was cheering and throwing the yews. I tried to save face, so many months in dry dock and the doctor put me with such a silly compliment XD.
- It was not until they break completely.
- And I guess that I will realize.
The doctor smiled and said:
- Somewhat, yes. In addition you will be bruised knee.
- And the size of a watermelon.
- Yes, more or less.
- And I can stay in the game? - I asked.
- Sure! As long as you do it with ease. Yes, Step prohibited.
Mkgonlaostiaputa! Just what I like. I do not miss a marathon at the fair Step Fitness ...
- The truth is that I do notice pain in the lateral cross - he said.
- Well then it is better not to give.
No, if by reason this man has to MIR.
- And when I come back to hurt as usual, what can I do besides taking a lot of garlic and plenty of water? "Paracetamol? "Termalgin?
- Ibuprofen.
I noted: Buy garlic, bottled water, ibuprofen and a new stomach or omeprazole pal
case ... - Okay, doctor, thank you very much for.
I got up to leave the office. Was holding the doorknob when I heard his voice behind me
- One thing, Rat. I've seen in your history that you have also had problems with the meniscus of the ATM (Bubi 1:1-2).
- Yes, and?
- It's about connecting the dots. Dislocated jaw that makes it more difficult to open his mouth wide, medial and lateral meniscus damage ... should be leaving some hobbies ... - He said winking at me.
- Do you mean that ...?
- That's right. There are hobbies that harm health.
- Okay, thanks.
I left the consultation with the head down and tickle the legs mustache. What did he tell the doctor? "Hobbies? "Hobbies? "Dislocation Madíbula? "Damage to the meniscus? Could not open your mouth? Could not kneel?
had already left the Health Center when I saw everything clearly. I lifted my nose to the sky and shouted:
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
birds resting on the branches of the trees took flight when I heard. And I began to run while still screaming.
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ran as he had never raced as I allowed my fragile knees. The mouse works around me looked surprised. Those who had taken their mice to the playground to itself drew them thinking I could be a bad influence or a mortal danger.
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tears blinded me, I could barely see beyond my dark little nose and mustache.
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What would become of me? What could I do from now?
And I ran like never before done. Both seemed Forrest Gump.
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
crossed Rataciudad running while my neighbors watched me fearing that was what caused me much pain.
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Because yes, miscaramelitosdemielyalmendrasrecubiertosconunacrujienteyespesacapadechocolatecalienete, the doctor had been clear in this regard. My jaw and my knees were not going to allow ... ...


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¡¡¡¡¡ BACK TO PLAY FOOTBALL!! ! XDD



A kiss of Sussu petits mom!

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