Rat Hello, foie puturrús mom!
I ever made in this blog pretty pickpocket a sketch of the inhabitants of Rataciudad. Well. Today I will talk about the neighbors around me. Why? The reason is simple ... ¡¡¡¡¡ ME OUT BECAUSE OF RIGHT THERE !!!!! XD.
a couple of weeks ago, Rataciudad rose with a new promise in the world of the pen. A woman who is making a hole in Science Fiction with columns like this in the Opinion section of a local magazine.
Given that I feel ... very alluded alluded to, I'll do what I call the soul ... the heart ... the brain ... and my ovaries! Dear
I. Murillo (Ipuntomurillo):
Unfortunately, my parents strictly forbidden me to answer your letter in the same medium. Luckily, they have said nothing to answer on my blog. So, 'Al ataquerrrrrrrl!'.
As someone once said, in a long history there are three truths. The truth of one, the truth of another and the truth. As your letter
limp as a pigeon with one leg, I feel obliged to illuminate the dark spots in her encounter and are:
1. Indeed, when living in community must tolerate some discomfort:
a) The dog's barking. There is nothing wrong because I do not I have. Coincidentally that is the neighbor who lives in the sewer that is between his and mine.
b) The smoke from the barbecue. Do not know if I tell you to release the bulb. But we can take into account, if you will, that your daughter does barbecue grill with a laptop when you and your husband are not home. And there are several witnesses who rode the last time back in July. When we thought we'd have to call the fire department to believe that the house burned.
c) The neighbor's tree leaves. I merely referred to the 1st point, and add that you also has trees in his garden. As the story should be applied.
d) The child's screams. You want them to put the muzzle or a necklace of punishment?
e) The screams of the child's parents. I merely refer to item 1.d.
2. Indicates you came to our sewer to apologize because his cat went into our garden and took several toys and wanted to return them. Well. A wonderful, idyllic picture that is full of tenderness, understanding and estupendísimas Songs 'Sound of Music', I'll add a few details. Without bitterness:
a) That you, at any time, apologized for the behavior soon Proper care of your pet.
b) That we returned without even stuffed animals pass through the washing machine.
c) overlooked the fact that something as awful as an allergy to cat hair could be any of us. Which is the case. Not any of my nephews (who are playing with toys and stuffed animals), but one of my ratahermanos.
d) We do not back one or two stuffed animals, but six: two elephants, a camel, a lion, Piglet and Imaginarium Nico ... Although it is possible that I forget some. This goes to show that his cat, unless it is a real hero, had to enter more than once that night to commit his 'small' feat.
e) Remind you that your 'apology' was something like, 'I have these cats so ...'. Which would be like telling you: 'I bought a tiger, so keep their children at home. " If that's an apology, lose God and explain it to me with pictures, because I do not understand.
3. Sincerely, Mrs. neighbor, I sweat the ... nose, her kittens are wormed and fully vaccinated. Why?
a) That the following sewer neighbor (three above you, that is, the next to ours, call it 'C'), came one day complaining that she had found her adorable dog, lying quietly on the blanket he left her bed bath. Depressing! Is it 'C', with the disgust that give the cats and more who do not know (said by her), have to 'swallow' to their negligence to their own pets or the 'adorable' visits it will gift?
b) Because the neighboring 'G' (who lives among his cloaca and mine) gave us a pool a few months 'bouncy' for my nephew (the Pea, the pellet and Canijo) and appeared inexplicably punched and Riot on the lawn where we had left peacefully last night. How is it possible that the puncture marks were some adorable clutches?
c) Why have appeared in our lawn grass corritos burned. Will they pee?
d) Because in our lawns have appeared solid biological samples lovely brown color, unless we leave the garden at night we loaded into it without realizing it, I am inclined to think that the blame is his friendly mascot.
Therefore, the cats were born or not at home, which are used for therapy with autistic children or disabled, or who come from the very House of the King, I sweat it ... and how, let him hear.
4. You say you do not like cats. Has a funny way of showing it when at home (I've counted), has come to collect four of a sudden. Me stripping thing. But Stay within yourself, others not our fault.
5. Indeed, my father was very diplomatic with you. But, considering what you just listed, there is little that he and little she can do her 'delicious' pets. After all, my father was defending his property.
6. Who are you to talk about education and pass on messages to children when so treated their pets? When they do not print any kind of discipline? Do we have to talk about respect for others? Or are we considering that page I'm still waiting for his daughter (Yes, his daughter), come to my house to apologize to me for a scratch that was in the car with me ... oh, hail and revelry!, Its 'Megane' metallic blue? We talk about education? What it has taught you that your daughter when she whipped up another blow to my sister in the car, while she was inside with my nephews, and was not able to get out and apologize considering how hard it was to without looking back away at full speed? How this education? Or that showed someone in your sewer when, recently, my uncles coming to dinner at mine (one of them in wheelchairs), threw a cigarette butt over the garden gate them fully and, after being reprimanded by one of them you did, what they say, 'exit from the forum'? Or maybe that other occasion when someone in your home had a party late at night (with the consequent disruption to the neighboring homes), and the next morning when these explanations were to ask you would not open the door ? They saw them moments after the garage area and made them get their discomfort. Neither you nor any that were there said nothing. Of course, after a few hours (or days, can not remember what I was told), the aforementioned neighbors were found in his mailbox a handwritten note put them in the back and a half. Calling them rude and who knows what else. We talk about the education? Or talk about this' dialogue 'and' power of words to resolve conflicts. " See the speck in your neighbor's eye ...
And here's my conclusions:
1. We are not talking about hurting an animal. But when I find it in the kitchen of my house uninvited, when after a few days my parents find it so richly in the living room, when we click the pool of his nephews, when called to account and you shut up because he can not preach with the example, when your adorable pet steals (yes, ROBA us), children's toys, when his cat climbs up the walls of the neighbors and is capable of lying in wait for beds outside, when we shit and piss in the garden, and when you are unable to come to apologies, yes, we inflate the balls. And while your cat (as she wormed and as cute), do not miss anything, we tend to want to hang the mainmast. Or get a stole with his skin. Why? Because humans are territorial by nature. Did not reach the level of dogs having to mearnos corners. But we like that outsiders respect our property. It's my home. And if you want cats, I do not want. Why I have not withstand the rude neighbor on duty.
I should add that I've had dog. A most beautiful Samoyed a San Luis. Cake and gossip. And who ever slipped into garages outside, yes. But we have broken with apologies to the 'lucky' neighbor has seen entering your property to our playful giant, hairy ball.
2. I have no complaints about the education of my nephews. But given that you support a child psychologist refugees Rataciudad City Council makes available to citizens, if there has been about you. Both professionally and at the neighborhood level.
3. A couple of weeks, getting my parents looked at one of their cats hooked to the network with which my father protects grapes de su parra de los pájaros. Lo soltó para que corriera ágilmente a los brazos de su ama mientras él (mi padre), se dedicaba a quitar los excrementos que nos había regalado su adorable mascotita. Tenga una cosa en cuenta, señora I., mis padres se van de vacaciones esta semana. Si yo me levanto y veo a su gato enganchado (adoro a los animales, pero esto ya es el colmo), prometo que no lo voy a tocar, no. Le haré unas cuantas fotos en la posición en la que le halle, iré hasta su casa y, si es necesario, la arrastraré a usted de las orejas para que lo recoja con los dientes si es preciso. Si, por el contrario, son cacas de gato lo que me encuentro (yo ya no tengo, lamentablemente, ningún animal, por lo I will have to infer that are cat), will gladly pick it up and they may be in a bag in the mailbox, hanging from your door knob or on the same floor of their home. All for coexistence, tolerance and education. Take it as a threat!
For example of what I say, here I have a few tests the p *** cat prowling the c *** tions.
Photos taken on 6 April this year in our garden and our Pruno.
Photos taken on September 23:
1. Gatomierda pacing:
2. Gatomierda dissembling:
3. Tech system to prevent the cat will escape. I think that NASA do something in the ferry collision avoidance aliens ...
4. Walking II
Gatomierda 
5.
action Gatomierda 
6. Attaching the mesh where mierdagato.
7. Gatomierda away up the street ...
8, 9 and 10. Gatomierda the bush. Visual acuity test.
A kiss of Sussu petits mom!
PD.: Neither the neighbor 'G', and the neighboring 'C', or we know where your wonderful cat. But I give clues about where you can start looking. Although sometimes these bugs disappear for days without stop, even a goodbye note ...
Try searching here ...
Or here ...
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here ...
Or here ...
Or here ...
