Merilyn Sakova Married

Opera and Asshole of the Month

Hello, foie puturrús mom.
If, as a good rat I do not know others dive into the trash, not a good rat. Bring to public light the faults of others (not themselves), is the best thing we do those of my kind. I've always thought that must be disposed of waste as soon as possible. Lest you begin to smell musty and caguemos.
was late last week when, being late at night working on my case, tap on the glass door. Outside it was raining cats (pitcher is said), so I was surprised that nobody in their right mind would be able to walk calmly on a stormy night like that.
- Adelante! "I exclaimed in surprise. And
there it was again. The sausage man in long coat, with its thick scarf and sunglasses that I had visited when I had to deal with 'The Strange Case of the Spies CAM' .
- Who are you? I asked trying not to sound nervous.
The man did not flinch. It just sat in the leather chair that was placed in front of my desk, while calibrating my temperance through the dark lenses of his sunglasses.
- never open your mouth?
acknowledge that the question was rude, but began to touch my pinrelillos that such an exemplary human being devoted to visit me in my office when anyone else with me for, as was shown last time, get involved in a case of huge dimensions that had dotted the flower of the High Society of the country.
- Do not you think you respond?
capullez Can it be so in such a small body of meeting human? Do you tack a mouth and hit him rabies?
In reply, the man turned to put his right hand on the inside of the trench to remove a bulky envelope put on the table. I took it with curiosity and saw its contents. Inside were six purple and a sheet of paper I drew to read as I thought 'Well, the unless such payment in advance! " .

'Here are the names of the Candidates' Asshole of the Month'. Please investigate each of them and let us know what you think should win the award '.

I took a look at the list. It could see several names and the reason for his candidacy. I was going to ask my nocturnal visitor about the importance of the case and the deadline, when I realized that he had crept out of my office and left me all alone one (more alone Than the one].
Rat is one, I got tickets to count and verify that indeed the case up for me when I saw it fall on my lap a hairy leaf paper that read clearly: 'You have until Friday' .
I worried in the slightest. Clues about the candidates would be more like a piece of cake for me. Used to run around the sewers, mezzanines and casts covering the roofs of houses, dive into the shit of others could be as rewarding.
I went back to take the list and read it again in the first five candidates had no problem. Could easily check whether they were worthy of the award.

1. The prison chaplain Topas:

http://www.elpais.com/articulo/espana/Detenido/capellan/carcel/Topas/tenencia/drogas/elpepuesp/20080701elpepunac_26/Tes

http://www.nodo50 .org / turtle / stop-the-volunteer-chaplain-of

http://www.nortecastilla.es/20080702/salamanca/detienen-capellan-carcel-topas-20080702.html


guess I just wanted to help prisoners to have the best time possible in prison ...

2. The priest of the town of Toledo and Totanés Noez:

http://www.elperiodico.com/default.asp?idpublicacio_PK=46&idioma=CAS&idnoticia_PK=690263&idseccio_PK=1021

http://lomas.excite.es/noticias/10490/El-cura-toledano-que-robaba-a-sus-fieles-destituido-por-prostitucion

http://www.nuevatribuna.es/noticia / 29576/SOCIEDAD/cura-pulió-dinero-feligreses-prostitución.html

charged 50 € for 15 minutes of service and 120 € per hour. Yes, you read correctly. The charged. He was the one prostitute. It is also true that he paid. We, as would Jose Mota, "the chickens are coming by going out 'XD.

3. Esperanza Aguirre for the wonderful use he makes of language ...

http://www.20minutos.es/noticia/617914/0/aguirre/cajamadrid/hijoputa/

http://www.elmundo.es/elmundo/2010/01/29/madrid/1264772159.html

And ... Http://www.20minutos.es/noticia/618565/0/aguirre/hijo-puta/reacciones/


Referring to a poor statue was not to his liking ...

4. Don Ramón. By patenting its name to lay claim to right and left and expect to continue filling the belly without doing or the egg ...

http://www.eljueves.es/2010/01/14/ramoncin_marca_registrada.html

http://www.meneame.net/story/ramoncin-emprende-cruzada-contra-webs-publican-comentarios

http://www.porlajeta.es/component/content/903.html?task=view


5. Asnar and wonderful gesture.


Olé my soul, that salt shaker!

6. John 'Geek' Cobra ...


I can not think what to say about this ... 'Man'. And do not know who is more stupid and more mediocre, if he, or the brat with which took the stage and was not able to send you to hell live address to the country after seeing how he was acting the fool of her boyfriend. How sad!

Anyway, the problem came in the last line: two names together that obviously, if the prize fell to them, were to divide it as brothers. Their names were unknown to me at all. I did not know who they were, nor what they had done. How could I prove whether they deserve the prize? Who were they? How do you spend your time? What had they done to get on the list of candidates who may feel a great honor if you were the winners?
I ordered a taxi and went to the Central Civil Registry of Bubilandia. If there was any room at home where I could find something about these candidates, certainly was that. But there was no way. Many names the same, more, or were all candidates, or was none.
I went to the National Library . Perhaps they were characters in popularity. Pseudonyms for some of the greatest writers of this country. Nothing! "Museums? Nothing! "Patterns? Nothing! "Post Offices? Nothing! ' Is it possible? "I asked, Where these two parts will be out? Could it be a joke man for wasting my time? If so, to what end? " . I thought of the wad of cash that was in the envelope and I rejected the idea on the spot. Nobody pays six purple a rat to make wasting time. Perhaps sex itself, but not
dizzy ... XD I decided to end my working hours and leave my sewer. Often when I am in my work a dead end, I tend to understand the issue to tidy up my ideas. Mano de santo. Soon the solution appears to me more or less success. It all depends on the quality of the grass XD spliff. But this time it was not possible. I did not know who the two names. Never heard of it and it appeared that nobody knew.
like that night could not sleep, I rose early and continued with my research. I walked by the most elegant neighborhoods and Rataciudad the most sordid streets. Nobody seemed to know. Nobody could tell me if they knew someone idiot enough to be worthy winner of the prize. How, then, might meet two?
One day I exhausted my sewer. And the next day I leave soon. I found that if he ever had any fate with me, had gone on vacation, turn off the phone and not giving any contact number.
Mkgonlaputa! Why such bad luck? For a time he went to collect a bundle in advance. For something that in principle I would be very simple ... That might even make with closed eyes without moving my office, without raising your ass on my desk, without moving the order ... one time! I pasted a start. ' course! That's it! How can I not have noticed before? The computer! How could I be so delayed and so very Pariol? " . Without further delay, I rushed to sit at the computer. In less than a minute, I was surfing the web, but there was no way to find out the names. Why? Who were to be erased at a stroke? A ring on my mobile came to be separated sharply from homicidal instincts that I felt toward the PC. 'Damn! Hidden number. Who the hell is that? " . Rat infects
: Hello?
Someone on the Other Side of the Line (whispering): Caralibrooooo ... Look in the Rat Infect
: Hello?
Someone on the Other Side of the Line (whispering): Caralibrooooo ... Look in the Rat Infect
: Hello? Not hear.
Someone on the Other Side of the Line (whispering, but less): That Caralibrooooo ... look in the Rat Infect
: Who is it? Need Hibitane?
Someone on the Other Side of the Line (Whispering, but much less. There is no doubt!): Caralibrooooooo That look in the ....
infects Rat: Can you tell what happens in the voice? Is someone choking? Are you hoarse? Need help?
Someone on the Other Side of the Line (Screaming ... There is no doubt!): ¡¡¡¡¡ MALDITARRATADELDEMONIOTEVOYAMEDIRLASCOSTILLASCONELPALO
DELAFREGONAPARAQUEDEJESDEHACERELCANELODEUNAPUTAVEZY
APREDASAHOSTIASCOMOPANESLOQUEESLASUTILEZAASQUEROSAMASCOTA UNLEASH !!!!!

infects Rat: Oh, I love ! How are you? I'm glad that I horrors you have called ...
(Mental note: if I say 'horror', you know that is sarcasm).
ASNELmo: Look in the Caralibro, tontaloscojones, if you wish to start the claws of the feet and make me a stripper comb for my back!
infects Rat: How the Caralibro ?
Anselmo Yes, in the Caralibro! I looked at
Caralibro 'Gúguel' and found a file as surprising as this:


ASNELmo: MALDITORROEDORANEURONADO! VOYADARTETALMANODEHOSTIAS
QUECUANDOACABECONTIGOVASAESTARCAGANDODIENTESSEISMESES ! In 'Gúguel Pictures' no, you idiot. On the other ... IN THE OTROOOOOOO ....
infects Rat: How Gúguel Maps?
I'm not sure what it was, but on the other side of the insistent tapping heard that arose with the phone more hollow. Perhaps ASNELmo melon.
ASNELmo: VOYARRANCARTELAPIELATIRAS !!!!! ¡¡¡¡¡ VOYADEJARTEMASPELADAQUEELCULODEUNMANDRIL !!!!! ¡¡¡¡¡ TEMATARÉ !!!!! ¡¡¡¡¡ TEHARÉPAPILLA !!!!! ¡¡¡¡¡ VASATERMINARRECOGIENDODELSUELOTUSDIENTESCONLOSDEDOSROTOS !!!!! ¡¡¡¡¡ TEHARÉMORDERELPOLVO !!!!! ¡¡¡¡¡ TEHARÉPICADILLOYLOVENDERÉALMCDONALD'S !!!!! ¡¡¡¡¡
NECESITARÁNUNMICROSCOPIODEUNMILLÓNDEAUMENTOSPARA RECONSTRUIRTECUANDOACABECONTIGO !!!!! ¡¡¡¡¡ ¡¡¡¡¡ YNOLOCONSEGUIRÁNPORQUEMEGUARDARÉTUSOJOSYLOSUSARÉCOMO
BOLASCHINASPARAQUEENMISNOCHESDEOSCURASOLEDADMELASPUEDA
METERPOREL ... !!!!!! This ... I mean, I will kill you ... Yes, that ... I'll kill you. Despellejaré you. Suddenly ASNELmo
silent. Although he could hear perfectly his breath. Rat infects
: Are you all right, oh Master?
ASNELmo: Look in the Caralibro, chives!
infects Rat: Go! It occurs to me that would look at the Caralibro. To see if there ...
still am unable to know why. But I came across vain echoes and abuse of which only I could understand something like 'ESPUTEXCRETICOALQUEDIOSINSUFLÓVIDA' and some other things.
He could not lose much longer, I went to my hard work and enthusiasm. And, as the French say 'Et voilà! " . I knew at that same
time the award was given. Never in my life seen anyone more deserving of the award to 'Asshole of the Month , with all due respect to my asshole favorite network. I had never seen so much material together in such a short space and time. And what evidence, gentlemen!










Of course, it goes without saying that with this research I've earned the salary for three months. What do you think you, miscaramelitosdemielyalmendrasrecubiertosconunacrujienteyespesacapadechocolatecaliente?

A kiss of Sussu petits mom!

PD. : The first who dares to say that I retouched the photos that illustrate the investigative report, it will see me and my murderous claws. PD2
.: No man suffered during the preparation of this report. ASNELmo even, and not because they deserved it. PD3
.: Jo, I have not managed to find in GoEar song 'You're stupid' Algueró Augustus. So here I am writing some of the lyrics, and you have the imagine sung by Carmen Sevilla:-P

You're silly, boy,
You're stupid.
And at home I need to know.
Because here we are tired of saying
You're stupid and what are you going to do.