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Today, this page cop celebrates its first year of life in the world of the blogosphere. For that reason, I am organizing a celebration for this year's beautiful just to go through this page, and by the number of stories full of spelling mistakes that I just give all my ... emmmm ... let me think .. . ... I have no heart nor soul, since he sold it to Gorzy in a night of drinking ... emmmm .... with my bladder? bueh, well, never mind.

The thing is I want to share my happiness for this event, to give them a drink of champagne to all visitors to this page, and to provide for me, since I'm the best thing that happened in your life, right?

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FIRST YEAR OF LIFE, PSYCHOLOGICAL ANALYSIS

My dearest old lady, who always cares for me, asked me after the kidnapping who lived and black shit to buy, would have to go some piscologo, as this thinking that I'm becoming a bit cuckoo. So I ignored him, and I went to the office of one of the most famous psychologists of Spain: Dr. Conchita Segura De Cabezas Rojas. I slept on the couch and told him all my stories, to pass with Michael Jackson, my thoughts about my metrosexuality, and I said as I put him cheating on my wife with a creature with big teeth. After a

long analysis of Dr. Conchita, came to the conclusion that I have post trauma psicolodologismo tramautologico of post post post post chromatic recontra . I asked him what that meant, and she said it very simple: you're sick in the head! As I was satisfied with his diagnosis, I asked a second opinion, and said "good, except that you are crazy, you are very ugly."

Now I have to take my painkillers that the doctor sent me, the straitjacket that sent me to hospital, and the bosal from the pound, so you can have a stable life. GRACE 'DOCTORS!

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People, I have the pleasure to introduce you to one of my new acquisitions, one of my new world stars, one of the Uruguayans who will take this country forward, to finally qualify for a World Cup and embarrassment as each world we go. I have the pleasure to introduce a. .. SHEIZON Maykol RAMIREZ ACUNA.

born in Durazno department 20 years ago (according THIS cedula), grew up in a family so poor, so poor that he passed the garbage truck, the mother came to the door and it said "let me two bags" . His friends know him as 'mucus', as it sells ceramics of mucus in the corners to $ 10 each. This guy I found out while watching a minced among some boys, and I wonder a lot because the ball I was glued to the foot, showed he was a 'the kid. Until finally I approached to saludaralo, and literally, the very bastard had stuck the ball with a lot of mucus in your foot (IU!). But in the end decided to take the boy so that he and his disgusting snot to succeed in the very near future.

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MY NEW STAR THE GREAT ESCAPE KIDNAPPING

Yes! manages to escape from the clutches of the terrorist group that tortured me in a horrible, inhuman, horrible and frightening, making me see my channel, VTV, all fucking day, along with those videos of Chengue. Thought of it, I start to tremble as Silvia Perez vibrator when you let alone in the office. But I know you will wonder how such shit I escape without PUTOS I touch a hair of your ass. Then I will explain each of the steps to take in my great escape:

While watching that horrible Baillo program called "Rumbo a la Cancha" (which is one of the worst turtles that ever lived) the terrorists were watching SpongeBob the other side of the room, so I moved slowly to the chair, to take a knife to cut all the cords that bound me, and secretly, between the kitchen and got a fried egg, and I had a hell of hunger, because these terrorists I had to pee and crap diet ... but in the end it takes the taste, and I also made a rich turd sandwich with cheese, so I store in the pocket doubts. But what we were. Then it occurred to me that I wanted could escape through the toilet touching the tank, but the attempt failed miserably, and I was disappointed that only one could do in the cartoons. So I had no other to face the terrorists. We were just me, my knife, my underpants Winnie Pooh, and them. But as he had no desire to fight, crack pa 'the door and went to hell before cagaran dead.

Now I'm back here in my mansion, with protection of the CIA, FBI, KGB, RBD, OGT and the PT, which are 24 hours watching my house. With this protection up, I take or to dance!

Ah! I almost forgot. I take this opportunity to thank the "command blogger for wanting to rescue, at heart, THANK YOU!

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This is to tell your hated Francisco 'Paco' Casal, has been kidnapped by our liberal group called Palestinian Union of Sadists Terrorist Organization, or better known in our countries of the Middle East
PUTOS

We put this statement on this page, as Paco told us that the only way that everybody knows that this hostage, for this page. So let's begin to tell you how we have tortured, making him see his own channel (VTV) 24 hours a day. Their reactions have been chilling, since the entire night and got shaken foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog. BUT WARNING! We can even make things worse, and you might wonder HOW CUTE IS MY DEAR AND TERRORIST? and good, very simple ... making him see CHENG VIDEOS OF PLAYING IN THE OSASUNA MORALES!

But we are good, and in return ask for 10 million dollars or else ... WE WILL DROP AGAIN! So start gathering the money, before they repent!

In the Name of Allah, greets atte. the main head of PUTOS

Bolludh Azzoh .

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IF VIOLENCE! Exclusive Interview

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Yesterday another date for our pathetic football, and that leaves more clear conclusion, that Uruguayan football is more frightening than chewbacca peeling. So I realized that if football were following would be less advertising to my players, and that means, they would lose a lot of money. So for the cameras around the world look to this country, can be only one solution: VIOLENCE.

This campaign started so fans in a few days in this country, with promotions in the supermarkets as
If you buy two bottles of Coca-Cola, gift you take a machete. Shopping
5 kilos of potatoes, and absolutely free receive far one AK-47.
Or this promotion that is very good: you buy an album of Paris Hilton, and you take a rope to get you killed.

This campaign will expand in all media possible, so that this becomes a reality.

Paco If you really love and your country, take a piñazo your neighbor. Say yes to violence!

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Toto showed up at my mansion the day yesterday as I was about to tan again in the tanning bed in my mansion. He offered to put suntan lotion on her back gently, and I did a special report that is so exclusive, so exclusive that no one will hear about the interview. But today, they are going to present.

Toto: I put more sunscreen, eh? is that it was, eh, not so black I want to make, uh, to the point, eh, that could be confused with the classic lunatics always, eh?
Paco: No, is fine.
Toto: Well, uh, he said, uh, you're a friend, uh, Florentino Perez, eh?
Paco: Yes, I am.
Toto: That good, eh? than luck that has Florentino, uh, you know, eh?
Paco: Yes, true, the old man is lucky.
Toto: Excuse Paco, uh, you can tell his bodyguard, eh, I have no point, eh, with that rifle, eh?
Paco: course! ... Carlitos, as he'll point Toto with using that weapon che! prop with a smaller one, grab the magnum that is in the drawer. Better now?
Toto: Yes, a lot more comfortable, eh, thanks Paco. Following the questions, eh, I can go to the bathroom, eh? Is that he saw, uh, I have cabezita at this time, eh?
Paco course, be no more. But do not touch the tank, the pipe is clogged.

The interview ended there, as the Toto escaped through the bathroom window, and worst of all is that I got to the tank and now I'm floating like the shit at home. I'm going

grab!

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La Voz del Pueblo.

For many days in the mailboxes of my house received many obscenities all tastes and styles criticizing my actions and my players passes. So I realized that this blog, I needed someone to say what the people feel about me, so I decided to hire a journalist with more than 200 year history, with an enviable journalistic smell (must be the naso terrible having this son of a bitch), and knows so many characters that it would be the Figuretti Uruguay. If I introduce my new partner in this blog: The Toto with you.

The toto will be with us next post, since he alone was cut three fingers, and bumped up to near death, when me and my bodyguards, then tried to convince him to discuss on this page. But thanks to God (so I) will be fine in a few days.