Monday, November 30, 2009

Why Do Men Grow Pinky Nail Long

The infects rat and Eggs ...

Hello, foie puturrús mom!

Before entering on the subject of my post today, would caution the lords of Carrefour [Space reserved for advertising] by the mania of wanting to internationalize with each and every one of their products. That
napkins Portuguese say 'guardanapos' , or dye, 'dye' , that German ingredients say 'zutaten' or potatoes 'kartoffeln' , that invariably and inevitably want to make half a cultivated English first-world citizen with full rights of a pro-European, rather than übersexual that walks by Levante beach with chest hair (and back) to the wind and swimsuit farda Swedish balls while pursuing well-endowed, does not mean we run out of food. And I refer to the tests ...

(Vaaaaaaaale, vaaaaaaaale ... acknowledge that the photo is bad noses).

(This also is a marvel. But it goes to show that in my freezer just need to put a lift and collect the passes in the end XD ...!).

(This is already beginning to sense ...)

(Bieeeeeeeeen have only taken four photos ...!)

Damn! That is a rat, does not mean I like the trips outside of a brat who goes on a bottle on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays at the rate of 'music' bakaluta the music called for in this world ' must be in to ' . Even deaf. Anyway ...


After giving my point of view on the strange maneuver 'márquetin' with Carrefour in [Space reserved for advertising] , I will tell you the purpose of this appetizer: The Pelosantes.

Pelosantes That is my two older cousins, everyone should know by now, that pipe happened to me with them, too, that they spend it with me pipe, presumably (though still not quite sure it), and which are also called Guistillas is some drawer (eggggg queeeeee! not know Look, coñiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooo ...! must eggggplicároslo to!).
The story passed last November 14 (Saturday). Glaglagluíx I went to dinner with my sister. My brother and I were going the way when we stopped at a shop to buy some drinks for lunch. I decided to buy my nephews a couple of eggs Kinder [space reserved for advertising] ...


Uyssss, they do not ...!

These
better for Bush Jr.


This is what should be put on the walls of offices:-D

We got home and Pelosantes (or Guistillas), sat in the couch with a catalog of toys, writing the letter to the Kings [Placeholder for p. .. Oh, no ... not here!] .

infected rat: are you going to behave?
Pelosantes: Yes!
infected rat: "you going to eat it?
Pelosantes: Yes!
infected rat: And you know what will happen if you behave well or not what you eat everything?
Pea (the oldest, 6 years): Yes!
As I was shocked that security answer, he stared and asked Oh yeah? What will happen?
Pea: That you're gonna shit on us ...!

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Obviously, I could not help laughing as I had the balls of ídems to put them in the fridge.
They behaved well, ate it all ... at the end there was no need to shit on them and had dessert the 'Kinder Surprise' [Space reserved for advertising] . Ayssssss ...!

A kiss of Sussu petits mom!

PD. : Taking advantage of the passes Pisuerga Valladolid, the appetizer would like to dedicate today to thank My Little Female Disaster the wonderful prize that gave me a few weeks ago (jurjurjur ... almost two months XDDD) .
Placed in my gallery is ... for posterity.


What is not very clear to me is why the seal. Is it because I'm so yummy whole (or make me a suit of saliva)?
XDDDD I have to think about it, yes.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Budget 5.1 Av Receiver

infects Rat and Rat infects

Hello, foie puturrús mom!

I come to speak of Facebook, feisbuk or Caralibro. Ie this:


No, sorry, this is very black humor ... more quelsobacoungrillo , and that is more quemandaralaabuelapordroga ugly.
From what I wanted to tell you is this Caralibro:


Or this:


turns out that a few days ago I was so pleasantly navigating the stormy waters of the Internet when he came to my mind a mail called 'Divine Feisbuk' with the following file:


The graphic document left me cold for several reasons:

1. A servant of God Caralibro creating a profile? Wonderful! (And not going to second).
2. Will he have time to connect the good lady between Magdalena and Santa Teresa yolk to the alienation of the XXI century?
3. What kind of group often? "'I also love to Christ' or will be the 'God is everywhere ... even in the bathroom' ?

Yes, misqueridoscaramelitosdemielyalmendrasrecubiertosconunacrujienteyespesacapadechocolatecalietequeyavasiendoinviernoyhayqueprotegersedelasinclemenciasdeltiempoconunaportecalóricosuficientecomoparanodecaeranteestosfríosquenosmandaelSeñor, that I was I engrossed in these thoughts divine when my myopic eyes met with the harsh and sad reality ... A reality that was none other than this:


¿¿¿¿¿ ????? HOW WAS POSSIBLE 1,450 Feisbuk friends! But if even the child of Dones [Space reserved for advertising] has so many. Julián Muñoz Ni when taking out the trash! I ran to look
mine. And I was horrified by what I saw:






I called the only running person who could give me a cable in that disgraceful situation: Stephen Hawkins. But communicating. So I called Obama, but had left. Then I called Paquirrín, but was on the town and could not be. Bethlehem then Stephen, who was bundled doing (and I quote), 'meatballs as my head. " So I had no choice but to pick up and dial the number Anselmo .

Anselmo: May I know what you want Rat devil?
infected rat: Oh, great creator who can do everything! I need your advice, my love.
Anselmo Advice? Right now I'm filing down the nails of the feet with 'Black & Decker' [Space reserved for advertising]. gut what you broke?
mail that I passed a pure soul had sent me ... ... sorry ASNELmo
, Anselmo: HOW? Dare a servant of God have more friends than the best of my vassal? For go there and remove them ...
(Sorry, had to drop the joke ... It's that magical spark that gives life:-D).
infected rat: But, my Lord, I can not do that. You can not steal friends as well. At least, not in the caralibro.
ASNEL ... say Anselmo: What can not? ¿¿¿¿¿ CAN NOT ????? Well, you're doing something to get more friends. Or will you bite the dust ...
infected rat: Pe ... pe ... pe ... but, my Lord, I am a lowly rat sewer. I'm used to bite worse, (not to say that I'm used to taking them to his mouth, but that's another story.)
Anselmo: Well, you see how you do. But I think your profile has more friends immediately. ¡¡¡¡¡ YA !!!!! Or you tear the skin in strips.
daleeeeeeeeeeeee ASNELmo ... and I hung up the phone and I was wracking the Seseras to find an urgent solution to my problem. What if I gave a bag of detritus with each new friend? What if promised tickle bigotiles those who take me as a girlfriend of Almax [space reserved for advertising] ? I walked for several days
brooding in silence. Chewing the problem until I found the solution.
'I know! " I said to myself 'ENDING IN MY FEISBUK racy photos. "

I have done this afternoon. These are the racy photos, tell me what you think.























If these are not enough, I have two more that will delight everyone who wants to see them.





And even as hell of this, if this is not making friends ... bad, bad:



What do you think? XDDD

A kiss of Sussu petits mom!