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Return! Press Conference

Finally, some would say! GOD return from heaven (so Miami, Hawaii, Cancun and Tahiti), to get closer to hell (Uruguay), where are these demons that make me suffer (my players shit). Not if I'm angry because I ran out of vacation, or I'm happy to get back with you to share many of my stories and junk nonsense wrote every day.

Although there is a problem before this. I'm working, selling my chatarritas that appear to play football in other words an Chengue or Taborda, and have little time to respond to your doubts or your prayers, so I give my apologies to those imbeciles who have nothing to do that fucking asking rezarme all gifts ... no believe is that I am GOD! no Santa Claus!

Gentlemen, I repeat once again to make it clear: RETURN! TO MAKE THE LIGHT AND MY BEAUTIFUL BLOG! Miles

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expect thousands of journalists want me stupid questions, some of my players are sitting there with tears in his eyes, hoping that one of my strongest statements in the last moments.

I am, I shot a fart, and nerves, took the leg of Chengue accompanying me ... but then I realized that was not quite the leg, but now as I did not care, it is followed by pressing even stronger. " Ladies and gentlemen, I will tell the truth to all before me of a heart: my blog, I'll have to close until the government of Zambia does not release thousands of political prisoners. "stir Journalists, the flash of the cameras left me blind instantly, until you grab my gun, and shot some shots on the floor to stand the hype, without realizing that he had been shot in the leg that was left to Dario Silva, and say, "Dario excuse me, it was not my intention!" , and me says with a smile and the friendliness that characterizes it: no-go na ', like that leg did not use it, remember I do paddle ... although I have to forget to return to the Fulbe ".

After that incident, a journalist is not smarter than I said: "But Zambia is a democracy and in this country there is no such thing as political prisoners" . When I realized that these reporters were not as ignorant as I thought, and I had screwed up this ridiculous excuse to close my blog, drop a smoke bomb, and I escape by helicopter. There are no excuses to say no more to give a blog and having to "work" all day.

Many thanks to all who visited this page and come back in a few months a new page and better yet. This is not goodbye, this is a bye, and I will see in a few months.

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The Mission Viejo

Yesterday, he used to make the decision to take a trip to preach the word of God Paco (so, yo) for the continent where all are negroes, where women have tits on the floor and where children are hungry but are Panson is, I came to Africa!

Before explaining my experience in this continent, let me tell you where I am and some of the culture around here. In the country where I am now called Kenya and here 60% of the country is poor, and the other 40% is recontra poor. Children have a habit of walking all day on balls, and for that reason, this country is one of the tourist paradise of all pedophiles. Women work at home all day (as God, I mean I, control), and men working in the field, trying to plant something ... but this all day sunny and never rains got used to eat dirt and do not grow shit.

Now I want to tell as was my stay in this country so beautiful. The first day, try to introduce myself, and they did not understand a shit jocara that spoke. So to meet me again, I showed a picture of Chengue Morales, and began shouting in chorus "Cheng, Chengue, Chengue" I took the picture, and today, I light candles to picture Richard Morales and make him offerings, and my ball or give me ... that they are unhappy!

Still, I'm going to go from this country, Somalia, perhaps that of a grain of rice, I make a church.

(This child is called WOCOMO, and I said it was a super hero of Africa. As the name of this hero? SUPERPOBRE)

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Today, waking too early in the morning miserable, bone, about 11:58 am, I look in the mirror after washing my face and I realized that I echo shit how old I am. And if I have already doddering old customs, like having a collection of candy hidden under the mattress, so that nobody touches me, or I'll start being nice to the old cop Mirta Legrand, and what is even worse: I have to wear diapers because I shit ensima.

So yesterday I went to my office in my VTV channel for workers to ask my opinion if you really I believe that echo an old decrepit, and the only positive was Gorzy opinion that even encamaria wrote to me, although I do not give a lot of ball to the Jew, because he is like my Smithers.

But take decision to stop aging once and for all: I'm going to freeze over Walt Disney style, and nobody is going to break my balls break, until they find a cure for aging .. . but the bad news is that Uruguay is not that technology come ah ... that fucking country!

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Toi X Files

spend so much time that the agent Scully, and Fox Mulder X Files shut on television, but I've decided to open these files again to investigate all the unknown world that few dare to see. And decided to open because I spend a lot like Fox Mulder, as on, some aliens abducted her sister, but I ... said my cousin, who told him that a friend of a friend had an aunt, who said that a furry animal, big nose, with a hairdo from the 80, he kidnapped the cat, and she to ask him not to do damage, he replied furry animal "haaaaaay no problem!". What happened to this woman, it can happen to any of us.

But I will not be just doing all these cases, it accompanied the Sr.Toto Da Silveira, right Toto?
Toto: course, uh, because these aliens do not have cabezita, uh, have a big head, eh ... We

agent investigating me and Toto, all cases of X files, such as the chupacabra, UFOs, Bigfoot, the dinosaur Barney, etc. just for this world, there are no more secrets. By the way I take

: Today I have a chopped X File: Paco Friends of Friends of Chewbacca VS , a party of this world!

(chewbacca, painted a lock! (?))

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Show Pa 'Kids

After being a few hours with the producers of VTV (my channel ... unfortunately) reached the conclusion that the channel needs a program that entertains the most guys in the house (not counting the dwarfs, or the grandmother who is more and more tiny and wrinkled), bone, children of the house.

So I decided to start the new child and educational program called: Little Mafia Paco. In this program, accompanied by four puppets ire called Pumpkin Cabezita, pirulino, peel and Gorzy. Learn many things, like hitting your wife when you're not cooking what you want, and make fun of classmates who are disabled class, and snorting cocaine and many educational things, pretty and beautiful you can not lose you the next weekend !

(I am the middle ... just confuse me with some puppets)

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Today, this page cop celebrates its first year of life in the world of the blogosphere. For that reason, I am organizing a celebration for this year's beautiful just to go through this page, and by the number of stories full of spelling mistakes that I just give all my ... emmmm ... let me think .. . ... I have no heart nor soul, since he sold it to Gorzy in a night of drinking ... emmmm .... with my bladder? bueh, well, never mind.

The thing is I want to share my happiness for this event, to give them a drink of champagne to all visitors to this page, and to provide for me, since I'm the best thing that happened in your life, right?

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FIRST YEAR OF LIFE, PSYCHOLOGICAL ANALYSIS

My dearest old lady, who always cares for me, asked me after the kidnapping who lived and black shit to buy, would have to go some piscologo, as this thinking that I'm becoming a bit cuckoo. So I ignored him, and I went to the office of one of the most famous psychologists of Spain: Dr. Conchita Segura De Cabezas Rojas. I slept on the couch and told him all my stories, to pass with Michael Jackson, my thoughts about my metrosexuality, and I said as I put him cheating on my wife with a creature with big teeth. After a

long analysis of Dr. Conchita, came to the conclusion that I have post trauma psicolodologismo tramautologico of post post post post chromatic recontra . I asked him what that meant, and she said it very simple: you're sick in the head! As I was satisfied with his diagnosis, I asked a second opinion, and said "good, except that you are crazy, you are very ugly."

Now I have to take my painkillers that the doctor sent me, the straitjacket that sent me to hospital, and the bosal from the pound, so you can have a stable life. GRACE 'DOCTORS!

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People, I have the pleasure to introduce you to one of my new acquisitions, one of my new world stars, one of the Uruguayans who will take this country forward, to finally qualify for a World Cup and embarrassment as each world we go. I have the pleasure to introduce a. .. SHEIZON Maykol RAMIREZ ACUNA.

born in Durazno department 20 years ago (according THIS cedula), grew up in a family so poor, so poor that he passed the garbage truck, the mother came to the door and it said "let me two bags" . His friends know him as 'mucus', as it sells ceramics of mucus in the corners to $ 10 each. This guy I found out while watching a minced among some boys, and I wonder a lot because the ball I was glued to the foot, showed he was a 'the kid. Until finally I approached to saludaralo, and literally, the very bastard had stuck the ball with a lot of mucus in your foot (IU!). But in the end decided to take the boy so that he and his disgusting snot to succeed in the very near future.

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MY NEW STAR THE GREAT ESCAPE KIDNAPPING

Yes! manages to escape from the clutches of the terrorist group that tortured me in a horrible, inhuman, horrible and frightening, making me see my channel, VTV, all fucking day, along with those videos of Chengue. Thought of it, I start to tremble as Silvia Perez vibrator when you let alone in the office. But I know you will wonder how such shit I escape without PUTOS I touch a hair of your ass. Then I will explain each of the steps to take in my great escape:

While watching that horrible Baillo program called "Rumbo a la Cancha" (which is one of the worst turtles that ever lived) the terrorists were watching SpongeBob the other side of the room, so I moved slowly to the chair, to take a knife to cut all the cords that bound me, and secretly, between the kitchen and got a fried egg, and I had a hell of hunger, because these terrorists I had to pee and crap diet ... but in the end it takes the taste, and I also made a rich turd sandwich with cheese, so I store in the pocket doubts. But what we were. Then it occurred to me that I wanted could escape through the toilet touching the tank, but the attempt failed miserably, and I was disappointed that only one could do in the cartoons. So I had no other to face the terrorists. We were just me, my knife, my underpants Winnie Pooh, and them. But as he had no desire to fight, crack pa 'the door and went to hell before cagaran dead.

Now I'm back here in my mansion, with protection of the CIA, FBI, KGB, RBD, OGT and the PT, which are 24 hours watching my house. With this protection up, I take or to dance!

Ah! I almost forgot. I take this opportunity to thank the "command blogger for wanting to rescue, at heart, THANK YOU!

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This is to tell your hated Francisco 'Paco' Casal, has been kidnapped by our liberal group called Palestinian Union of Sadists Terrorist Organization, or better known in our countries of the Middle East
PUTOS

We put this statement on this page, as Paco told us that the only way that everybody knows that this hostage, for this page. So let's begin to tell you how we have tortured, making him see his own channel (VTV) 24 hours a day. Their reactions have been chilling, since the entire night and got shaken foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog. BUT WARNING! We can even make things worse, and you might wonder HOW CUTE IS MY DEAR AND TERRORIST? and good, very simple ... making him see CHENG VIDEOS OF PLAYING IN THE OSASUNA MORALES!

But we are good, and in return ask for 10 million dollars or else ... WE WILL DROP AGAIN! So start gathering the money, before they repent!

In the Name of Allah, greets atte. the main head of PUTOS

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IF VIOLENCE! Exclusive Interview

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Yesterday another date for our pathetic football, and that leaves more clear conclusion, that Uruguayan football is more frightening than chewbacca peeling. So I realized that if football were following would be less advertising to my players, and that means, they would lose a lot of money. So for the cameras around the world look to this country, can be only one solution: VIOLENCE.

This campaign started so fans in a few days in this country, with promotions in the supermarkets as
If you buy two bottles of Coca-Cola, gift you take a machete. Shopping
5 kilos of potatoes, and absolutely free receive far one AK-47.
Or this promotion that is very good: you buy an album of Paris Hilton, and you take a rope to get you killed.

This campaign will expand in all media possible, so that this becomes a reality.

Paco If you really love and your country, take a piñazo your neighbor. Say yes to violence!

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Toto showed up at my mansion the day yesterday as I was about to tan again in the tanning bed in my mansion. He offered to put suntan lotion on her back gently, and I did a special report that is so exclusive, so exclusive that no one will hear about the interview. But today, they are going to present.

Toto: I put more sunscreen, eh? is that it was, eh, not so black I want to make, uh, to the point, eh, that could be confused with the classic lunatics always, eh?
Paco: No, is fine.
Toto: Well, uh, he said, uh, you're a friend, uh, Florentino Perez, eh?
Paco: Yes, I am.
Toto: That good, eh? than luck that has Florentino, uh, you know, eh?
Paco: Yes, true, the old man is lucky.
Toto: Excuse Paco, uh, you can tell his bodyguard, eh, I have no point, eh, with that rifle, eh?
Paco: course! ... Carlitos, as he'll point Toto with using that weapon che! prop with a smaller one, grab the magnum that is in the drawer. Better now?
Toto: Yes, a lot more comfortable, eh, thanks Paco. Following the questions, eh, I can go to the bathroom, eh? Is that he saw, uh, I have cabezita at this time, eh?
Paco course, be no more. But do not touch the tank, the pipe is clogged.

The interview ended there, as the Toto escaped through the bathroom window, and worst of all is that I got to the tank and now I'm floating like the shit at home. I'm going

grab!

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La Voz del Pueblo.

For many days in the mailboxes of my house received many obscenities all tastes and styles criticizing my actions and my players passes. So I realized that this blog, I needed someone to say what the people feel about me, so I decided to hire a journalist with more than 200 year history, with an enviable journalistic smell (must be the naso terrible having this son of a bitch), and knows so many characters that it would be the Figuretti Uruguay. If I introduce my new partner in this blog: The Toto with you.

The toto will be with us next post, since he alone was cut three fingers, and bumped up to near death, when me and my bodyguards, then tried to convince him to discuss on this page. But thanks to God (so I) will be fine in a few days.

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Back to School! My 6 weird things

As summer slips away and is about to start school again in Uruguay, I decided to confess something to you: I'm going to go back to school. If, as read, I will return, for the simple reason, that to play football (bah! ... rather fail in soccer) left school in fifth grade, and now is something that I regret my life.

So I'll re-educate myself, to fill the backpack with boligoma and colored pencils to paint pink elephant in the classroom and make collages Chengue black. I can not wait!

Che, tell me, I have cute uniforms?

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I started a friend of the network, Mr. Montes on your page, then my poetry teacher, the Sr.Moon , and as is nominated by rare, I'll have to confess to things more rarescas me.

1. I'm friends with Dario Silva, Zalayeta of Chengue Morales, and other players of color, to hide in the media, my darkest secret: I am a member of the Ku Klux Klan.

2. As not biting my nails, I ask my lover , I eat my nails.

3. I echo farts in elevators, and I blame the Enzo ... but not this.

4. My mother still beats me with the belt when I misbehave. When sold to Chengue Osasuna, was when I hit stronger and stronger.

5. I talk to a plant all day, why is it that gives me more ball. I recommend it to lonely people like me because they know listen and not go through converacion. But hey noticed that the plant is withering ...

6. Even I have an imaginary friend. His name is Carlos and he told me to do and say in negotiations to sell my players.

'm weird or not? I do not think ...

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started Saturday as the Uruguayan championship, brought back many memories to mind. I remembered the first time to debut as a player, that debut in bed with a prostitute 78 years (but that's another story), the first time that causes injury to a player ... ahhhh ... that beautiful memories. Therefore, we dedicate a poem to all that the past that makes me very happy.


remember that first game where I was deputy, was on the bench

asleep because there was a lot of people.

Then the technician telling me cry

needed me until I finally woke up and asked me
warm.

game was two minutes for the party

end but really the technician
sent me to the most skilled injured. Therefore

between wanting to break the tibia
to rival
so
shrimp starter is the broke, and scream "ay!"


I took a straight red but my mission compliance

a good player I was very happy.

I dropped the tears of so much emotion ...

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After making peace with my ex conpinche drug trafficking, murder and black market, I mean, in Cr.Damiani, I went to relax on the sunbed, which is the secret of my beautiful tan.

But what happens? I stay asleep in bed for 5 hours!, when I left there, I found myself moving from one beautiful bronze skin color, to have a poop color in my skin!

But nothing happens ... but now I GET UP! 'CAUSE I FEEL GOOD! 'CAUSE I'M LIKE A SEX MACHINE!

If, after this bed, I'm an Uruguayan James Brown!

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My Army


If, as I read the title of this post of shit, I have my army of clones. You might wonder to fuck the world needs a lot of ugly dwarf, medium and paunchy drunk. Well I will answer you: I will make war on the unfortunate Fabio Capello, for not appreciating my two stars, or Paul "never go to the ball," Garcia, and Carlos "I'm not black nor white" Diogo.

all my clones are already scheduled for when they grab the tano, head cut off with pliers (Is that the knives are expensive). Clones

mine ... DEATH TO CAPELLO!

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Rest in peace My Ex


Yesterday I was a horrible day for me, as I found out that a former girlfriend of mine died. Yes ... Anna Nicole Smith died. I remember way back in 1991, when we were lying together, as I stroked his wallet, asked me when she dies, he does not bring flowers to his grave, but it will take ten hundred dollar bills, by the doubt that have shopping heaven. I promised him that yes, he would. But then I stopped for a wallet that had viejete bigger than me, and forgot me, but I do it. RIP

the chubby busty that took my heart and my money to heaven.

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SUPERPAC to the Rescue! Revelation


is a bird? It's a plane? Voladoooor is the cat? Is an asshole flying underpants on the outside, and his face torso like chewing on a Poronga degas? YES! is SUPERPAC!

My super-powers will help to destroy the meteorite is going to blow up the earth within hours. I wear my yoga leggings, shorts my wife's old, he removed the sheet to the bed of my son and I smoke a joint to fly. I'm ready to fight against everything.

Meteor, here I go before they get rid Batman or Spiderman credit kickass!

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need
urgently tell you that according to St. Paco 15:20, the world's end is fast approaching on our horizons. It seems that some scientists have discovered that a black hole, left a giant meteorite that goes directly to our solar system (when I say meteorite black hole and I do not mean that the slots in the Chengue Morales, going out a turd that is going shitting all)

So faithful mine, take your hands, and us pray the "Our Paco", while I am boarding a rocket ship, to save the great devastation on this planet.

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If, as read from the title, I'm a fucking metrosexual. I realized this when I was painting nails red, as I pluck the legs and arms with my stylist, Rafael. As might be why I became so critical? I'm becoming the Beckham of representatives, and that scares me more every time!

That my parents would say if they saw me I dress with pink pants and tight, I shave all my body hair, and even the arbustito between my legs? That would say my players to know that use skin creams that I was not too dry or use lipstick to make my lips look sexy? Where

leave macho fuck! ... it is true, in my purse ...

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already all over the world took new cereal Kellogg's: Corn Flakes Paco. It has 10 vitamins and minerals (I was 30, but I stayed with the other 20). To eat well and live a healthy life, not the cereal, for that comprate the tiger, the whore mother who gave birth!

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Cavani ... are you ready for Europe?


In the sub-20 so good because we have a player who is a scorer and leader is born as Edinson (or Edison) Cavani. As soon sure I'm going to buy and sell any European club for a few million, we will review as this player, who may be our new world star.

keys for this player to succeed are:

The boy is ugly. India looks like it dirty, with hair Pajos and all decayed teeth. All the players know that the more ugly, better play (if Ronaldinho, Tevez, Ribery and why not ... I also) have a representative

like me. If the player is followed exactly what I say, will soon play in Barcelona in Lyon or some big picture. No Real Madrid, for the simple reason that there are only the most metrosexual of the world.

And the last key is: being single. A woman Aldado a good player, you pounding her life forever. We all know what happened to Tevez and Karembeu, fuck that, apart from their careers, racing screwed their representatives. But selfishness kickass! We
Cavani, You can endure a living by washing hand!

Led by Cavani, turn vamo 'a DAAA!