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Back to School! My 6 weird things

As summer slips away and is about to start school again in Uruguay, I decided to confess something to you: I'm going to go back to school. If, as read, I will return, for the simple reason, that to play football (bah! ... rather fail in soccer) left school in fifth grade, and now is something that I regret my life.

So I'll re-educate myself, to fill the backpack with boligoma and colored pencils to paint pink elephant in the classroom and make collages Chengue black. I can not wait!

Che, tell me, I have cute uniforms?

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I started a friend of the network, Mr. Montes on your page, then my poetry teacher, the Sr.Moon , and as is nominated by rare, I'll have to confess to things more rarescas me.

1. I'm friends with Dario Silva, Zalayeta of Chengue Morales, and other players of color, to hide in the media, my darkest secret: I am a member of the Ku Klux Klan.

2. As not biting my nails, I ask my lover , I eat my nails.

3. I echo farts in elevators, and I blame the Enzo ... but not this.

4. My mother still beats me with the belt when I misbehave. When sold to Chengue Osasuna, was when I hit stronger and stronger.

5. I talk to a plant all day, why is it that gives me more ball. I recommend it to lonely people like me because they know listen and not go through converacion. But hey noticed that the plant is withering ...

6. Even I have an imaginary friend. His name is Carlos and he told me to do and say in negotiations to sell my players.

'm weird or not? I do not think ...

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started Saturday as the Uruguayan championship, brought back many memories to mind. I remembered the first time to debut as a player, that debut in bed with a prostitute 78 years (but that's another story), the first time that causes injury to a player ... ahhhh ... that beautiful memories. Therefore, we dedicate a poem to all that the past that makes me very happy.


remember that first game where I was deputy, was on the bench

asleep because there was a lot of people.

Then the technician telling me cry

needed me until I finally woke up and asked me
warm.

game was two minutes for the party

end but really the technician
sent me to the most skilled injured. Therefore

between wanting to break the tibia
to rival
so
shrimp starter is the broke, and scream "ay!"


I took a straight red but my mission compliance

a good player I was very happy.

I dropped the tears of so much emotion ...

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After making peace with my ex conpinche drug trafficking, murder and black market, I mean, in Cr.Damiani, I went to relax on the sunbed, which is the secret of my beautiful tan.

But what happens? I stay asleep in bed for 5 hours!, when I left there, I found myself moving from one beautiful bronze skin color, to have a poop color in my skin!

But nothing happens ... but now I GET UP! 'CAUSE I FEEL GOOD! 'CAUSE I'M LIKE A SEX MACHINE!

If, after this bed, I'm an Uruguayan James Brown!

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My Army


If, as I read the title of this post of shit, I have my army of clones. You might wonder to fuck the world needs a lot of ugly dwarf, medium and paunchy drunk. Well I will answer you: I will make war on the unfortunate Fabio Capello, for not appreciating my two stars, or Paul "never go to the ball," Garcia, and Carlos "I'm not black nor white" Diogo.

all my clones are already scheduled for when they grab the tano, head cut off with pliers (Is that the knives are expensive). Clones

mine ... DEATH TO CAPELLO!

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Rest in peace My Ex


Yesterday I was a horrible day for me, as I found out that a former girlfriend of mine died. Yes ... Anna Nicole Smith died. I remember way back in 1991, when we were lying together, as I stroked his wallet, asked me when she dies, he does not bring flowers to his grave, but it will take ten hundred dollar bills, by the doubt that have shopping heaven. I promised him that yes, he would. But then I stopped for a wallet that had viejete bigger than me, and forgot me, but I do it. RIP

the chubby busty that took my heart and my money to heaven.

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SUPERPAC to the Rescue! Revelation


is a bird? It's a plane? Voladoooor is the cat? Is an asshole flying underpants on the outside, and his face torso like chewing on a Poronga degas? YES! is SUPERPAC!

My super-powers will help to destroy the meteorite is going to blow up the earth within hours. I wear my yoga leggings, shorts my wife's old, he removed the sheet to the bed of my son and I smoke a joint to fly. I'm ready to fight against everything.

Meteor, here I go before they get rid Batman or Spiderman credit kickass!

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need
urgently tell you that according to St. Paco 15:20, the world's end is fast approaching on our horizons. It seems that some scientists have discovered that a black hole, left a giant meteorite that goes directly to our solar system (when I say meteorite black hole and I do not mean that the slots in the Chengue Morales, going out a turd that is going shitting all)

So faithful mine, take your hands, and us pray the "Our Paco", while I am boarding a rocket ship, to save the great devastation on this planet.