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expect thousands of journalists want me stupid questions, some of my players are sitting there with tears in his eyes, hoping that one of my strongest statements in the last moments.

I am, I shot a fart, and nerves, took the leg of Chengue accompanying me ... but then I realized that was not quite the leg, but now as I did not care, it is followed by pressing even stronger. " Ladies and gentlemen, I will tell the truth to all before me of a heart: my blog, I'll have to close until the government of Zambia does not release thousands of political prisoners. "stir Journalists, the flash of the cameras left me blind instantly, until you grab my gun, and shot some shots on the floor to stand the hype, without realizing that he had been shot in the leg that was left to Dario Silva, and say, "Dario excuse me, it was not my intention!" , and me says with a smile and the friendliness that characterizes it: no-go na ', like that leg did not use it, remember I do paddle ... although I have to forget to return to the Fulbe ".

After that incident, a journalist is not smarter than I said: "But Zambia is a democracy and in this country there is no such thing as political prisoners" . When I realized that these reporters were not as ignorant as I thought, and I had screwed up this ridiculous excuse to close my blog, drop a smoke bomb, and I escape by helicopter. There are no excuses to say no more to give a blog and having to "work" all day.

Many thanks to all who visited this page and come back in a few months a new page and better yet. This is not goodbye, this is a bye, and I will see in a few months.

Lisa Loeb Voice Of Bounty

The Mission Viejo

Yesterday, he used to make the decision to take a trip to preach the word of God Paco (so, yo) for the continent where all are negroes, where women have tits on the floor and where children are hungry but are Panson is, I came to Africa!

Before explaining my experience in this continent, let me tell you where I am and some of the culture around here. In the country where I am now called Kenya and here 60% of the country is poor, and the other 40% is recontra poor. Children have a habit of walking all day on balls, and for that reason, this country is one of the tourist paradise of all pedophiles. Women work at home all day (as God, I mean I, control), and men working in the field, trying to plant something ... but this all day sunny and never rains got used to eat dirt and do not grow shit.

Now I want to tell as was my stay in this country so beautiful. The first day, try to introduce myself, and they did not understand a shit jocara that spoke. So to meet me again, I showed a picture of Chengue Morales, and began shouting in chorus "Cheng, Chengue, Chengue" I took the picture, and today, I light candles to picture Richard Morales and make him offerings, and my ball or give me ... that they are unhappy!

Still, I'm going to go from this country, Somalia, perhaps that of a grain of rice, I make a church.

(This child is called WOCOMO, and I said it was a super hero of Africa. As the name of this hero? SUPERPOBRE)

What Does Elevated Bilirubin Levels Mean

Today, waking too early in the morning miserable, bone, about 11:58 am, I look in the mirror after washing my face and I realized that I echo shit how old I am. And if I have already doddering old customs, like having a collection of candy hidden under the mattress, so that nobody touches me, or I'll start being nice to the old cop Mirta Legrand, and what is even worse: I have to wear diapers because I shit ensima.

So yesterday I went to my office in my VTV channel for workers to ask my opinion if you really I believe that echo an old decrepit, and the only positive was Gorzy opinion that even encamaria wrote to me, although I do not give a lot of ball to the Jew, because he is like my Smithers.

But take decision to stop aging once and for all: I'm going to freeze over Walt Disney style, and nobody is going to break my balls break, until they find a cure for aging .. . but the bad news is that Uruguay is not that technology come ah ... that fucking country!

old divine where vaaaas ...

Doubling Up Breakthrough Bleeding

Toi X Files

spend so much time that the agent Scully, and Fox Mulder X Files shut on television, but I've decided to open these files again to investigate all the unknown world that few dare to see. And decided to open because I spend a lot like Fox Mulder, as on, some aliens abducted her sister, but I ... said my cousin, who told him that a friend of a friend had an aunt, who said that a furry animal, big nose, with a hairdo from the 80, he kidnapped the cat, and she to ask him not to do damage, he replied furry animal "haaaaaay no problem!". What happened to this woman, it can happen to any of us.

But I will not be just doing all these cases, it accompanied the Sr.Toto Da Silveira, right Toto?
Toto: course, uh, because these aliens do not have cabezita, uh, have a big head, eh ... We

agent investigating me and Toto, all cases of X files, such as the chupacabra, UFOs, Bigfoot, the dinosaur Barney, etc. just for this world, there are no more secrets. By the way I take

: Today I have a chopped X File: Paco Friends of Friends of Chewbacca VS , a party of this world!

(chewbacca, painted a lock! (?))

Racing Heart Beat And Light Headed

Show Pa 'Kids

After being a few hours with the producers of VTV (my channel ... unfortunately) reached the conclusion that the channel needs a program that entertains the most guys in the house (not counting the dwarfs, or the grandmother who is more and more tiny and wrinkled), bone, children of the house.

So I decided to start the new child and educational program called: Little Mafia Paco. In this program, accompanied by four puppets ire called Pumpkin Cabezita, pirulino, peel and Gorzy. Learn many things, like hitting your wife when you're not cooking what you want, and make fun of classmates who are disabled class, and snorting cocaine and many educational things, pretty and beautiful you can not lose you the next weekend !

(I am the middle ... just confuse me with some puppets)