Monday, June 29, 2009

Gropping In Indian Bus

Rat Infect. Deconstructing Michael (although it has already dismounted only ...).

A Miguelito liked pills. Become
new nose and chin of silicone. Get jackets and clothes
Molon.
And playing with the children
pilla-pilla. Miguelito

which crab walking backwards. Although these bugs

actually walk sideways with skill. Miguelito
also showed great handling.

a child was black, nose prominent. Factions
harsh and severe countenance. He sang and danced
dipped in bleach
an adult and was white as my teeth. Three children had

Miguelito. Three children
called Miguel.
A princess and two princes. White
, reblancos as he was.

A Miguelito
children liked sleeping with them and have sweet dreams.
European, American or Caribbean.
All served if they were hairless. Miguelito

taking her baby over the balcony. Covering with a towel
your bald coconut.
'What is that crazy? " Stop Miguelito! The child will fall
if you removed a tiny,

'Three operations have done me in the face' .
constantly said in interviews.
'"Only three?" answered reporters. As well
were seeing more defects. (R)

(R). 'Copycenter' by 'BubiFilms' All rights (and lefts) reserved. Work it a bit or at least say the source, head, baby!

Hello, foie puturrús mom!

I know that with this post I will take the lions over. I imagine that all will know Who is Mickey, right? Hint ...






Other ...


And another ...


Another ...

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

another ... And another ...





One more ...
A kiss of Sussu petits mom!

PD. : Those who are reluctant to think of him as a god (I know God personally and I know he was not), at least know that their children today are a little safer.
To those who think that this man was the closest thing a divinity, I can only comfort them, telling them not to worry. Now he is with


CHILD JESUS \u200b\u200b



XD Holy God! Hope you have time to hide the cherubim XD

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Pokemon Gengar Nicknames

infects and Rat Awards.

Hello, foie puturrús mom!

recently with that of the tests I have almost no time to upgrade, much less to read at all and leave you more or less humorous comments on what's happening in your blogs (must see, how 'Malahá'!, You telling me your problems and I laughing at them:-D) . And because of all the agenda I'm trying to put me under pressure in the occiput, my brain is wasting ink by leaps and bounds ... (planetary, I would say some parliamentary ...) .
But do not despair. Because infects Rat become more putrid than ever, more mangy, more viscous, more purulent and moldy ... With more paluegos and scale. More lice and pubic lice and more rotten breath you've ever smelled ... (that, without my flatulence:-D). Just give it some time for everything to stabilize ...

meantime, I leave you here a story that is priceless:-D.






Somewhere in South America (in some places spoken of Argentina, Bolivia others), a television picture has been confused series' Lost ' (' Lost ', if someone Burgos), with what might have happened in Airbus A-330 that disintegrated weeks ago in the Atlantic. I tried searching in press at other times I would like to put the link, but it was not possible. So I attached the entry of '20 Minutes' XD.

http://www.20minutos.es/noticia/475100/0/accidente/airbus/lost

I also attached the video from YUTUF , if you want to take a vistacín without going through the newspaper of School.



Viewing the video I can think of a series of questions:
1. How can anyone think of taking a picture at such a time?
2. How is it possible that at such a time someone stand up and, with camera in hand (if it does not fly the plane), to photograph it?
3. Is it possible for the camera, which was on a plane flying over the Atlantic, appeared in the Sierra de Cachimbo, Brazil? Would it not equally likely to appear in Sierra Morena and the Urals?








4. The sharpness of the images, do not you think has given this poor woman was being brewing?
5. No one contrasts the news in some media more or less hearing? (There is no to see the friend Horcajo).
6. Are they going to fire the vivacious presenter or the writers of TV news?

Finally, miscaramelitosdemielyalmendrascubiertosconunacrujienteyespesacapadechocolate, which, as INTUIS the 'Guilipollas of the Week' goes to this lady and her fellow adventures. By casting in such a way to leave it. Trying to deceive the whole world, making the families of the victims feel like the asshole because they must be thinking it is a joke and admit, without shame, that the images they arrived via mail ... have done much damage to journalism, Ray Tomlinson !!!!! XD

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XD

A kiss of Sussu petits mom!





PD. : It just had to fill void with something, "Customizing

PPPPP Award. Who wants custom, which prompted ... amoshombreya!



Thursday, June 18, 2009

Tomahawk Motorcycle-dodge Tire Remanufactured

Rat infects and humbling. Or how God punished the rat infected Part V (Bubi 5:1-3). Rat infects

In previous chapters ...

(Bubi 1:1 - 2).

[God thinks is good and punishes the rat infected with a dislocated jaw instead of closing the blog after saying what you said about him seems that the Most High has decided to ignore the comments about Ratzinger. Is it because neither he himself holds it?].

(Bubi 2:1-2).

[God decides to send the eleventh plague on the demo Bubilandia fachorra popping anti-abortion. This plague is worse than expected infects the Rat. Anselmo stepping back tocahuevos Bubilandia more than ever].

(Bubi 3:1-2).

[Bubi fight to the eleventh plague that God sent him].

(Bubi 4:1-4)

[Bubi must fight the huge phone companies to ravage the world with its barbarian bills].

Rat Hallab infects its cloaca, thinking about the holidays ... Rataciudad (parties in which, incidentally, the only thing of note is that come the Soyeya ... yupiiiii, bravo, bravo, hurraaaaaaa! ...).

[Placeholder sarcasm].


... when ...

- infected rat!
I came out of my reverie. Who called me? Who dared to shove me out of my dreams? Kgonlaputa! Just at the moment in which he set fire to the stage with cries of sticking Poyeya rigor ...
- RAT INFECTED!
- ¿¿¿¿¿ What, cojonesssss ?????
- Did not you hear me call?
- "Quie ... who are you?
- ¿¿¿¿¿ NOT KNOW ABOUT ME ?????
- Yeah, right! Harry Potter, do not fuck!
- AM GOD!
A flash across the sky. I had the slight impression that the maker was not in a good mood.
- ass! You're a dove, I'm watching!
was true. A white dove had come to rest in my own noses.
- so I came to talk as equals. Rat to rat ...
- 've come because I start to like a little, is not it? Do not worry, everyone goes sooner or later ...!
- ¡¡¡¡¡ Do not be arrogant, Rat !!!!!
The ground shook and I must admit that my shins so did the beat. How did you get God to accompany him items when pissed?
- Finally, Rat "began after had calmed down, " have come to ...
- ... tell me to close the blog.
- Not exactly. I have come to agree with you.
- A deal? "I gulped. Or I am much mistaken, or at the end going to lose out. What kind of agreement?
- I want to make a humbling experience to your blog.
- quéééééééé A what?
- a humbling experience. Lately I see a bit scattered. I've got a little rise frightening and very narcissistic make comments on your blog.
- as?
- As you go on holiday with Berlusconi ...
- ... Believe me that's not something I take pride ...
- egocentric ... make comments on you ... He went on without me case.
- ... " What fault do I have of my physique?
- ... left and right insult to everything that moves ... -emphasized.
- Come on, pussy! Because they are not like me ...
- why I decided to return to punish you. A humbling experience is the best I can do for you. It is for your benefit.
- you going to force me to be last in the Festival of Truñovisión?
- No! Much worse. ¡¡¡¡¡ I WILL NOT MAKE YOU GET NOTE TO CUT YOUR COMPETITIONS ... !!!!! You're going to shit, Rat Endemoniada ...
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!! ¡¡¡¡¡

Hello, foie puturrús mom!

Yes, miscaramelitosdemielyalmendrascubiertosconunacrujienteyespesacapadechocolatecaliente, I have not reached the cut-off mark ... What ditto! And what piece of truño. I, the promised me so happy, living the story rataquítica the rest of my life. Telling you all @ s: 'Come back tomorrow. Come back tomorrow. I like coffee. It is my breakfast time ... ' . But I get it. Go yes. And when I do I can buy the house of my dreams. And drink coffee all day. And breakfast seven times as the Hobbits ... BWAH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH! (I swear it's a laugh. ... There is crying.) Anyway.

meantime. I'm trying to boost morale with some photos that I found and then stick to share with you how I am and I envy that. (Is this attitude that has struck me the most High ? Why what they call the Most High ?).

say I'm beautiful is an understatement:

say that I know dancing is an understatement:


say that I can cook is an understatement:


say I look great thongs is say the least ...


say that travel is an understatement ...



say that I have won awards is an understatement ...
And I have to say that social life is very, very little ...



Why then worry about the Opos? If I am sure many of you do not dejaríais me or the thread of thongs displayed in the pictures ... do not? XD



A kiss of Sussu petits mom!

PD.: The thing is I do not know if I understand well ... Was not this what God wanted me to do? :-D

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Abortion Civic Hospital Ottawa

Responds to Another Meme (And you are ...!) Rat infects

Hello, foie puturrús mom!

for a week ago, my dear 'Little Female Disaster' I sent a MEME (not to be confused with 'MecMec', which is closer to the sound of a toy truck or cleaning of nostrils in the comics 'Mortadelo').
As the ink has dried me brain (although I'm already plotting my revenge next BWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!) , I will answer 'kindly' to the wonderful task of this blogger to whom I love and admire ('ehem ...') .

MEME The rules are:

Answering questions in your blog.
Change a question you do not like the other invented for you.
created Add a question for you.
Pass to 8 people.

Then we will grasp the work.

1. A good place to relax?
Eurodisney, Disneyland or DisneyStore. Wherever there are Mickey, that makes me an ass.

2. nap "you lie?
depends on the day. Sometimes I need it. But then I wake up 'cytokine' and 'aplatanado' with bad milk and dry mouth. Rarely I woke from a nap with the feeling of being rested with a single blink.

3. Who was the last person you hugged?
My nephew Canijo less than half an hour. Smells good the 'Shampoo Johnson's'!
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4. Your favorite dish for dinner?
Good azumacas ... I mean, no ...
(how awful!) . A tomato salad or an omelette or boiled eggs (I hope my rataprimas not read this because I removed the word XD) , or a couple of yogurts. I like a light dinner, so I do not sleep like I had to move with a crane.

5. What is the last thing you bought?
The Game 'Wii Fitness'. To get in shape. Although I have a couple of days not lame because I have no time: '- (
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6. What are you listening to right now?
cojonuda A version of the song 'Beneath my Wings' by Bette Midler, a group that does not know, but it sounds like your cagáis by sideburns. Then, a version of 'Nessun Dorma 'by Manowar. Does anyone know how to upload songs here? So could you share this version with you and you could tell me which group is :-)

7. Your favorite time of year?
I love summer. The warmth, ice cream, Piscinola, sandals, the longer days with more light ...


8. What's in the cupboard in your bathroom?
Puffffff! Do not ye know! Toilet paper, shampoo bottles, gels, wipes, remover, nail polish, toothpaste. What you have in a bathroom cabinet ... Oh, and towels!

9. Say something to the person who passed this meme ...
That if not for her, nobody would send me MEMES
XD That makes me laugh how he sees life. Sometimes gets angry with the world (as tod @ s), but always tries to see the good side.


10. If you could have a fully furnished house for free anywhere in the world ... Where would you like to be?
I have already eye on the house of my dreams. I lack only a few hundred thousand € for that belongs to me ... And when mine ... mine ... When ¡¡¡¡¡ FINDER ALL PARTIES FOR ALL !!!!! COJONESSSSSSS

The dream house seen from the outside ... (Oh, no! This is not!).

This really is ... Jo, how beautiful!

11. favorite vacation spot.
I would go to Egypt. I love to go to San Petersburg, Scotland and Greece. Any place you could do something more than being shot on a beach putting 'cangregil' total.

12. What is your favorite tea?
I do not like tea. One time I came back from England, some friends of mine gave me a whole jar of tea 'Berries' saying: 'As we are half English, we give you tea' . It seemed a very nice detail that I did not say arrests HATE TEA :-)

13. What would you deliver?
about many things, but not a topic of talk in this flogggggg.


14. What did you want be small @?
wanted to have my own group of Heavy Metal. I learned to play guitar and with my first paycheck I bought an electric and an amp. Composed several songs and even the logo XD But it was all a dream. Ayssss, my Coverdale! I did much damage, Jodie!
XD I also wanted to be a photographer. But no study. But of those who go about the world getting
covers of 'National Geographic' .


15. What you miss?
My flakes (my furry rabbit). And someone else.

16. What are you reading now?
this tesssss questions ... Do your think I am multitasking as Windoze? XD

17. What is your favorite brand of jeans?
mark 'Nisupu' . The best.

18. What clothes designer piece you like?
Once I was about to go to the wedding of one of my brothers with a 'Vittorio and Lucchino' authentic. It was spectacular. But it was a pasta and should not outshine the bride ;-) ¡¡¡¡¡ like a glove, MKGONLAPUTA !!!!! : - @

19. Would you live your life differently from how you live now?
now I'm changing things. I guess everyone should learn from their mistakes and change what the fuck:-D


20. Would you go to create your blog?
¿¿¿¿¿ ????? FROM SCRATCH Tusta ¿¿¿¿¿ LOCO, tankards ?????
Unfortunately I've had to do it once because I put the grip to the talus:-D

21. Something that would never ...
fuck for money ... no, silly, it's a joke! Yes I would ...
(Really I write this? Is it true? What if you believe it? Will these respect me?, Do you make offers? Maybe you can and earn what I needed for my house:-D!).


22. Who are the most important people in your life?
My family and friends. While in the sewers anyone can have rabies and should be beating a thousand eyelets ... I mean, my eyes ...:-D

23. could not live without ...
My scraps and the freedom it gives me. Without my nephews ...
And the response by joining my Little Female Disaster: without oxygen, "D


24. What celebrity do you identify?
With Vicky Beckham ... I am so most divine of death as she, you know? :-D
I do not identify with any celebrity. But I know that many of them identify with me ... ("Passsssaaaaaaaa?) .

25. Physically "what's your ideal man?
I have no special physical. That's not a scheme that has to follow.

26. What you have at home garment has sentimental value for you and why?
A red belt which my mother wore in the fellowship of my brothers. Those who know me will know why. Also his wool jersey that I never wear and that is well kept in my closet.

27. closet How famous do you want to lose?
The Amy Winehouse ... No fuck you! XD

28. What is the color scheme you use most often?
almost always wear something black. Or pants or a shirt or jacket, or shoes, or hair of the c ... Anda, a spider ...! :-PPPPP

29. What is your biggest flaw and your greatest strength?
I can not answer this question. It would not be fair.

30. What would you be able to do for a friend?
For that I am very rational. What I asked if it was not punishable under the Criminal Code or Civil:-D


31. Desastrilla The question is ... If you were in the street a bag with 1 million euros, the return?
Yes No hesitation. More than anything because if I lose I'd like to return it.

32. Now the question of the infected rat. Actually three. Here goes:
a) If you were toilet paper, what would you like to clean ass NO?
b) If you were a condom, what flavor would you like?
c) If a meteorite was about to fall on Earth and out to slaughter every living creature ... tarzanetes your cleanse the toilet bowl?

XD
nomineitid
An ar mai:

Anselmo, because we all want to know how he feels after his penis enlargement.
Kid: I know you will be pleased to make this quiz ... Although he denies. But I know.
Conxa: Because I do not know if you've responded to my Little Meme Female Disaster.
Txispas: While trying to beat the Guor Chanlench does something useful:-D
Carlos Becerra: In appreciation of his poems:-D
And who wants to do. Because it is not mandatory.

A kiss petits of Sussu mom!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Can Anyone Hack Into My Dongle

against the Yugo and the Five Arrows


Hello, foie puturrús mom!
recently given to me by diving into the ' yutuv ' looking for interesting things to pass the time and vents (yes, some do travel to Onan and compulsive teenagers letting their hands as gloves, horsehair, and others do other things. Everyone is entertained as best they can) . And the other day when I found (after several years without hearing it), I hung the jewel in the previous post, I found everything I hang up now.
The first witness, a lovely old lady who in 1979 had not yet noticed a few things. Namely:

1. Spain Franco found a destroyed, broken, full of lice, bodies, etc., Because he left it. Thus, has no merit 'fix' something that you've broken. What merit is to treat it and improve it later.
2. Spain to leave a wonderful, joyful, clean, after enduring nearly forty years of oppression and silence with the threat of death over the head, has no merit.
3. That taxes do not destroy us. Because there was also Don Claudio. And fat.
4. Franco sacrificed their lives for Spain ... Finally! I also want to sacrifice this way:
a) free homes (see Pazo de Meir).
b) free jewelry.
c) Living in the Palacio del Pardo. Tooooodo for me.
d) All expenses paid.
e) No dog that barks or beggar me I cough.
f) With the assurance that my descendants will not have to declare to the tax (even though we all).
5. Carrero Blanco was killed in a car ... And what car, lady! Flying, no more, no less! It was the 'Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang' of the seventies!

Finally, miscaramelitosdemielyalmendrascubiertosconunacrujienteyespesacapadechocolate, here I hang the first video for you to know what I mean. Grandma

Franco 1: 'Franco Spain found a destroyed, broken, full of lice, full of corpses. Miserably sacked by Communism and Freemasonry. And left us a wonderful Spain, a Spain top. A clean home, full of joy. And we destroyed lan, lan leaves us full terrorism, poverty, lawlessness. We are destroying. Taxes are destroying us, we undo all ... defend Spain! We defend our Leader! Who sacrificed his life for his country and died in a miserable invitation of the Social Singur. That killed our Leader. And they how they live! How are you! Our Caudillo how he lived, and they in palaces. There is Carrero Blanco, in an ordinary house and vulgar. And these guys, where do they live?. In the Palacio de la Moncloa, at enormous expense. Carrero Blanco, how he died? In a car. What these gentlemen all what? Helicopters, aviation mobilizing ... Gentlemen, we are ruining miserably. Spain! " [Lifting the hoof and a prayer card showing the camera] 'overcame and Win! We have faith in God. We are Catholic, Apostolic and Roman. We know we have to pass this blood bath, but the Sacred Heart of Jesus will help us' .



Reading between the lines, you can see vaguely that this lady is a bit ... how shall I say? Ah, yes! Facha!
As I do not like ends, I happened to put a second video from the same lady. Using another reading of what he says, because I think the first video is wrong. Gives me that has been manipulated by experts ... ( Mental Note: To investigate the matter. I think it's a plot) . Grandma

Franco 2: 'Franco found a wonderful Spain, a Spain top. A clean home, full of joy. And we have destroyed, have left us full of terrorism, poverty, lawlessness. We are destroying everything. Taxes are destroying us, we undo everything. Defend Spain! " [Teaching a prayer card to the camera] 'overcame and Win! We have faith in God! We lice. Spain! We beat and win! We have faith in God! We Catalans. Top and Masonry Communism! " .



Mola! Right? For there is another. Another reading of his speech. And, well thought out, I think is the most feasible of the three. It is this below. Franco Grandma

3: 'Franco Spain found a wonderful, full of joy. And we destroyed Ian Ian left us ten Romans. Spain! We are Catholics of the Social Singur. We know we have to pass this blood bath. But the Sacred Heart Social Singur help us. Gentlemen, we defend our terrorism, who sacrificed his life for his country. Spain! " [Teaching a prayer card to the camera] 'Vecimos and Win! We have faith in a car. We are destroying everything. The Catholic Apostolic destroy us, as undo. Carrero Blanco, how he died? In a helicopter. Top Spain, Communism and Freemasonry! " .




And you? What version you stay? XD



A kiss of Sussu petits mom!

PD.: The header photos are from the Falange Authentic ... Or are the Falange Authentic? XD