*** A guy walks into the doctor's office looking at his watch repeatedly. He listens to their symptoms and, seriously, he says,
- To give a reliable diagnosis will need samples of feces, urine, blood and semen.
The patient stands up, drops his pants, Gayumbo and takes off, shooting his face says
- I have no time, Keep it and take what you need.
*** *** (sponsored by Ratahermano Joke Minor).
Hello, foie puturrús mom.
Recently, the Brazilian Health Minister Jose Gomes Temporao (from now my idol, for obvious reasons), recommended practice safe sex to combat hypertension:
http://www.lmcordoba.com.ar/nota . php? ni = 11640
http://www.levante-emv.com/sociedad/2010/04/28/sexo-corazon-saludable/700304.html
http://www.noticias.com/el minister-of-health-Brazilian-recommends-the-sex-to-avoid-problems-cardiacos.281718
http://www.hta.sld.cu/infowordpress_block_render_full/34_246
http://www.libertaddigital.com/sociedad/el-ministro-de-salud-brasileno-recomienda-practicar-mas-sexo-para-la-hipertension-1276391202/
http://elcomercio.pe/noticia/468036/ministro-saludreceto-brasilenos-tener-sexo-combatir-hipertension
Que el sexo es una fuente de salud no es nada nuevo. La piel, el corazón, el aumento de anticuerpos, la sensación calmante que provoca el cóctel de hormonas liberadas por el acto sexual, el fortalecimiento de músculos, la reducción de riesgos de padecer cáncer de próstata, la relajación que conlleva, etc., es una ayuda y una mejora del estado físico and soul of the practitioner.
However, the statements of Don José Gomes Temporao beyond when he says: 'In addition to eating five servings of fruit a day, I would suggest having sex five times a day. "
Misqueridoscaramelitosdemielyalmendrasrecubiertosconunacrujienteyespesacapadechocolate, I have screwed up, but fine. It's a joke, right?
¿¿¿¿¿ PUSSY WHERE I AM GOING TO TAKE TIME TO EAT FIVE PIECES OF FRUIT A DAY ?????
XD
A kiss of Sussu petits mom!
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