Budget 5.1 Av Receiver

infects Rat and Rat infects

Hello, foie puturrús mom!

I come to speak of Facebook, feisbuk or Caralibro. Ie this:

No, sorry, this is very black humor ... more quelsobacoungrillo , and that is more quemandaralaabuelapordroga ugly.
From what I wanted to tell you is this Caralibro:

Or this:

turns out that a few days ago I was so pleasantly navigating the stormy waters of the Internet when he came to my mind a mail called 'Divine Feisbuk' with the following file:

The graphic document left me cold for several reasons:

1. A servant of God Caralibro creating a profile? Wonderful! (And not going to second).
2. Will he have time to connect the good lady between Magdalena and Santa Teresa yolk to the alienation of the XXI century?
3. What kind of group often? "'I also love to Christ' or will be the 'God is everywhere ... even in the bathroom' ?

Yes, misqueridoscaramelitosdemielyalmendrasrecubiertosconunacrujienteyespesacapadechocolatecalietequeyavasiendoinviernoyhayqueprotegersedelasinclemenciasdeltiempoconunaportecalóricosuficientecomoparanodecaeranteestosfríosquenosmandaelSeñor, that I was I engrossed in these thoughts divine when my myopic eyes met with the harsh and sad reality ... A reality that was none other than this:

¿¿¿¿¿ ????? HOW WAS POSSIBLE 1,450 Feisbuk friends! But if even the child of Dones [Space reserved for advertising] has so many. Julián Muñoz Ni when taking out the trash! I ran to look
mine. And I was horrified by what I saw:

I called the only running person who could give me a cable in that disgraceful situation: Stephen Hawkins. But communicating. So I called Obama, but had left. Then I called Paquirrín, but was on the town and could not be. Bethlehem then Stephen, who was bundled doing (and I quote), 'meatballs as my head. " So I had no choice but to pick up and dial the number Anselmo .

Anselmo: May I know what you want Rat devil?
infected rat: Oh, great creator who can do everything! I need your advice, my love.
Anselmo Advice? Right now I'm filing down the nails of the feet with 'Black & Decker' [Space reserved for advertising]. gut what you broke?
mail that I passed a pure soul had sent me ... ... sorry ASNELmo
, Anselmo: HOW? Dare a servant of God have more friends than the best of my vassal? For go there and remove them ...
(Sorry, had to drop the joke ... It's that magical spark that gives life:-D).
infected rat: But, my Lord, I can not do that. You can not steal friends as well. At least, not in the caralibro.
ASNEL ... say Anselmo: What can not? ¿¿¿¿¿ CAN NOT ????? Well, you're doing something to get more friends. Or will you bite the dust ...
infected rat: Pe ... pe ... pe ... but, my Lord, I am a lowly rat sewer. I'm used to bite worse, (not to say that I'm used to taking them to his mouth, but that's another story.)
Anselmo: Well, you see how you do. But I think your profile has more friends immediately. ¡¡¡¡¡ YA !!!!! Or you tear the skin in strips.
daleeeeeeeeeeeee ASNELmo ... and I hung up the phone and I was wracking the Seseras to find an urgent solution to my problem. What if I gave a bag of detritus with each new friend? What if promised tickle bigotiles those who take me as a girlfriend of Almax [space reserved for advertising] ? I walked for several days
brooding in silence. Chewing the problem until I found the solution.
'I know! " I said to myself 'ENDING IN MY FEISBUK racy photos. "

I have done this afternoon. These are the racy photos, tell me what you think.