In previous chapters ...
[The infected rat responds with evidence to the vecinatontaloscojones , owner of gatomierda, the adventurous feline threat to blow up the existing peace in its quiet cloaca]
Hello, foie puturrús mom!
clear and calm in these days, and had planned what would be my next blog entry until something came to beat me on their snouts, like a wave descends upon a sand castle built by small, plump hands of human breeding.
yesterday I was returning to my happy and pert cloaca. There were no clouds in the sky, the air calm and smiled at me life. I parked my humble utilitarian
...
[The infected rat responds with evidence to the vecinatontaloscojones , owner of gatomierda, the adventurous feline threat to blow up the existing peace in its quiet cloaca]
Hello, foie puturrús mom!
clear and calm in these days, and had planned what would be my next blog entry until something came to beat me on their snouts, like a wave descends upon a sand castle built by small, plump hands of human breeding.
yesterday I was returning to my happy and pert cloaca. There were no clouds in the sky, the air calm and smiled at me life. I parked my humble utilitarian
...
(Must see! If you do not get bust XDDD)
... in front of the entrance to my home when ...
putrid
- infected rat!
Who called me? It sounded like a scream. It was more a whisper. I turned slowly. Without knowing what I could find. A neighbor sewer me to step out with a series of papers in a claw I could not identify (the papers, not the claw, which was right XD).
- ¡¡¡¡¡ HOMBREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, VECINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!
- Chsssssst! Shut up, dammit! I am going incognito.
I looked good on him. Indeed. Where every day was a neighbor as normal as this ...
could see how with a few tweaks had become a true chameleon in the neighborhood. Impossible to discover even more by the eyes experts to unravel mysteries (say, those of Iker Jiménez).
made me silent and took me to an aside, where, in a confidential tone said, while I was a magazine:
- Page 10. Verses 2 to 9.
magazine I picked up the decision as my eyes wandered nervously pages ... What if I am wrong and I went to the twelve? What if I was able to recognize the numbers?
- Removes , dammit! Tas blur. "I snapped my neighbor while my claws snatched the journal and he wanted me page. Then again give me the time I said whispering Read it.
- 10. Number 177. Script in October 2009. Rataciudad newsletter. The mailbox of ...
- ¿¿¿¿¿ DOING WHAT BALLS TAS, COÑIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOO ?????
acknowledge that here there were several unsuspecting birds took flight outraged. If my neighbor wanted to maintain confidentiality, it was not achieved, we say, perhaps had no idea how to do it ...
- ¿Leer?
- Anda, déjame a mí, déjame.
Volvió a arrebatarme la revista de las garras mientras yo posaba la mirada en una inmensa vena de color azulado que palpitaba en su frente... Era inquietante... Hipnótica. Con su aterciopelada y musical voz leyó lo siguiente:
De lo que yo saqué las conclusiones que pongo a continuación: 1. Que no estamos solos en la lucha. Las ratas que permanecen unidas, permanecen unidas… ¿o no? ¿Alguien tiene arrestos para discutírmelo?
2. Que el autor se columpia un poco. Él no debe know that, really, who puts his birth is not a direct neighbor, but my father. We live four sewers above yours. But I will not consider.
3. That same neighbor who saw a cat, I said the kitty craze alien getting into bed is not new. It has done, it is known, with two other neighbors. Qeu What I wonder is why the neighbor who dresses as a cat has taken to sneaking into mine when not wearing the costume ... [Mental note: ask when I have time]
4. The cat who allegedly disappeared, seems to have been given up for adoption by the same owner. In what follows:
a) was given after his temporary escape to not have to explain to the neighbors for having suggested that my father could have done something.
b) That is really despicable if it did before the hint. Because she already knew where the adorable animal.
5. BRAVO FOR GUILLEN SARABRIA
6. This deserves a big, sonorous 'ZAS, TO THE MOUTH! " . XDDDDD
A kiss of Sussu petits mom!
PD: Yes, Guisguis, in my previous post I forgot to add that the lady, when discussed with my father, the adventures of his endearing kitten, to be seen the bright colors repeatedly said: 'If I had known not bring toys' and 'I regret having brought the toys' ...
PD2: Visual Acuity Test. That you find three differences between the picture of my neighbor without disguise and my neighbor in disguise, will be the fantastic sum of twenty cuchipremios ... TWENTY CUCHIPREMIOS !!!!! ¡¡¡¡¡ We're giving, we're giving away, PD3 OIGAAAAAAAAA ....: Tonight I feel so insomniac ... I'll see if my neighbor has a story and brings me to the bed XDDDDDDDD Or vice versa? No, no. XDDDDD I like so
How could it be otherwise. The song is:
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